Tag: Doug Hawley

I don’t drive. Everywhere I need to go I can walk, bus or taxi. I take a bus to my job at Hadleys Department Store in the Consumer Help Department. You should know that I am a highly valued employee based on my ability to resolve customer problems while still maintaining company policy. Trying to… Continue reading Bike Killer

I get into my car and am greeted by, “You’re looking good today Duke. I see that your blood pressure has improved and your pulse is a healthy 63.” “Yes and you too are looking good, Carl. I see that you are freshly washed and lubed. Did you do that last night?” “Right, I was… Continue reading Smart Car